A brief history of the USA
(by South Park cartoonists)



Match the items on the right to the items on the left, click on the drop-down list.


The Pilgrims were afraid of
They sailed to the New World
When they arrived they were
In 1775,they started killing the British
The 2nd amendment said
The whites went to Africa and kidnapped
They made black people work
That's what made the USA
After two hundred years of slavery
In 1836,Samuel Colt invented the first weapon
The North said
The free slaves got
In 1871,The National Rifle Association
They made it illegal for
In 1955, a black woman
The whites moved to
They went out and bought